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English Announcement

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "… Continue

Added by Dexter Tittil on October 27, 2009 at 10:04am — No Comments

Three Phases Of A Man's Life!

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Added by Dexter Tittil on October 27, 2009 at 9:56am — No Comments

USED vs LOVED

While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.. When the child saw his father......with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times. Devastated b… Continue

Added by Pellau Admin on October 2, 2009 at 8:26am — 1 Comment

WOMAN JUMPS OFF FERRY

Drama as 'T&T Spirit' sails from Tobago Joel Julien jjulien@trinidadexpress.com

LUCKY: An ambulance exits the T&T Spirit ferry last night with Emris Simon (inset) after the boat docked in Port of Spain yesterday evening. Simon jumped off the boat mid-way between Tobago and Trinidad and was rescued. -Pho… Continue

Added by Pellau Admin on August 28, 2009 at 5:59pm — 1 Comment

Independence Day Address

Dr. Eric Williams delivered the following speech to the nation over the radio on August 31, 1962, the first day of Trinidad and Tobago's independence from Great Britain. Fellow Citizens, It is a great honour to me to address this morning the citizens of the Independent Nation of Trinidad and Tobago as their first Prime Minister. Your National Flag has been hoisted to the strains of your National Anthem, against the background of your National Coat of Arms, and amidst the beauty of your Natio… Continue

Added by Pellau Admin on August 28, 2009 at 10:39am — No Comments

College entrance exam - college football player edition

Time Limit: 3 weeks YOU MUST ANSWER TWO OR MORE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY TO QUALIFY! 1.) What language is spoken in France? 2.) Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions OR Give the first name of PIERRE Trudeau. 3.) Would you ask William Shakespeare to: (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army (D) WRITE A PLAY 4.) What religion is the Pope? (Check only one) (a) Jewish (B) CATHOLIC (c) Hindu… Continue

Added by Pellau Admin on August 11, 2009 at 9:00am — No Comments

Caribbean Full Figured Fashion Network (Skinny Vs Curvy)

I Love Fashion, I breathe fashion.From makeup artistry to sexy stilletto heels,daring styles and trends.It is impossible for someone not to love FASHION. To me it is more than clothing and whats hott.Its about the art and creativity that one posses to show their inner personality.As a plus size beauty(by the way of habit.lol) There a particular styles that we can Sashay and some that we can Shante, but having confidence in what you wear is what really matters. To commence my blog let me introdu… Continue

Added by Lauren Peters on July 27, 2009 at 1:12am — 3 Comments

Yugo v. rolls royce

A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver of the Rolls. "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got a phone in my Yugo!" The driver of the Rolls looked over and said snobbishly, "Yes, I have a phone." The driver of the Yugo said, "That's great man! Hey, you got a TV in there? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Yugo!" The driver of the Rolls, quite irritated by now, replied, "Of… Continue

Added by Pellau Admin on July 23, 2009 at 10:27am — 1 Comment

HALLO MY FRIENDS GO FOR MILLIONÄR

Hello my Friends and Buissenespartners I am a Millionaire Maker and legend in Network Marketing and finally I am disclosing my Secrets of Success! As 46 years old welfare recipient I got it within only 738 days under worst conditons to bring my account from minus 148.734,90 to plus 1.001.673,00. ***** Become my friend - take part - earn money with me - let's get down to business! Use my knowledge and my experience also for YOUR own network!!! I help and advise you to reach your financial freedom… Continue

Added by Hagen Horst Graf von Berga on July 15, 2009 at 3:54am — No Comments

Law in Trinidad

Law in Trinidad An incident took place recently - a young girl was raped by a man posing as a plain clothes officer; he asked her to come to the police station when she and her male friend didn't have a driver's license to show. He sent the boy off to get his license and asked the girl to accompany him to the police station. He took her instead to an isolated area where the horrendous crime was committed. The law which most are not aware of, clearly states that between 6 pm and 6 am, a woman… Continue

Added by Pellau Admin on June 30, 2009 at 11:28am — No Comments

GPS Trackers Are Like Seatbealts In Trinidad -LIFE SAVERS-

Why This Technology Cannot Be Ignored Today our local criminals are unlike crimin… Continue

Added by TonyPuck on June 28, 2009 at 8:08am — No Comments

When your hut's on fire

When your hut's on fire The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him. Every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements, and to store his few possessions. One day, after scavenging for food, he arrived home to find his little hut in flames, with smoke rolling up to the sky. He felt the worst ha… Continue

Added by Dexter Tittil on June 25, 2009 at 11:20am — No Comments

Who Is Really Winning The War On Crime?

The crime situation in this country is ridiculous. Daily our sense of security is assaulted by newspapers report of murders, robberies, automobile hijackings or kidnappings. If we could afford it we will all live behind intricately designed prison styled windows and doors. It is called… Continue

Added by TonyPuck on June 24, 2009 at 11:00pm — 1 Comment

A LAST REQUEST

The old priest lay dying in the Port of Spain hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near. "Yes, Father?" said the nurse. "I would really like to see Patrick Manning and Calder Hart before I die", whispered the priest. "I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse. The nurse sent the request to them and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. Manning and Hart would be delighted to visit the priest. As the… Continue

Added by Dexter Tittil on June 15, 2009 at 11:12pm — No Comments

Computer business

Actual dialog of a former Wordperfect Customer Support employee: "Wordperfect Customer Support; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" "How do I tell?" "Ca… Continue

Added by Pellau Admin on June 7, 2009 at 1:34pm — 1 Comment

R.I.P, missing woman

wat u tink 'bout 40 year old Gail Joseph.she met this 'fella' on tagged and decided to go see he.now i am also on tagged but me aint goin and meet nobody from there.she maybe was just lookin for a companion or friend but the man had his own intentions.im so sorry.so,so sorry for her 4 kids that now hav to deal with the fact that they no longer hav a mother.i want to scream so hard because i for one would get so sick jus knowin my mother had died but to know that she had been missin then killed,… Continue

Added by candice meertins on June 5, 2009 at 10:05am — No Comments

R.I.P, missing woman

wat u tink 'bout 40 year old Gail Joseph.she met this 'fella' on tagged and decided to go see he.now i am also on tagged but me aint goin and meet nobody from there.she maybe was just lookin for a companion or friend but the man had his own intentions.im so sorry.so,so sorry for her 4 kids that now hav to deal with the fact that they no longer hav a mother.i want to scream so hard because i for one would get so sick jus knowin my mother had died but to know that she had been missin then killed,… Continue

Added by candice meertins on June 5, 2009 at 10:05am — No Comments

The Lie Clock

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every… Continue

Added by Pellau Admin on May 12, 2009 at 12:04pm — No Comments

Beyonce to Sasha Fierce: Symbolic Occult Rebirth (real or not?)

Along with her new album, Beyonce has presented her fans to a new alter-ego named Sasha Fierce. The singer affirms that this new persona is the fun, more sexual and more aggressive side of her. This is however the “general public” version of the story. The esoteric meaning revealed by the symbols surrounding this new persona is much deeper: Sasha Fierce is a symbolic representation of an artist taken over by evil to obtain success. “I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to w… Continue

Added by Pellau Admin on May 9, 2009 at 1:00pm — 1 Comment

Port of Spain National Academy for the Performing Arts

The majestic National Academy for the Performing Arts (North Campus), positioned in the heart of the nation's capital, Port of Spain, will be a permanent home for the development of talent in the performing arts, with particular focus on our national instrument, the steel pan. The architectural design is reminiscent of the national flower of Trinidad and Tobago, the Chaconia. At its highest point, the grand, modern building will rise up to 100 feet enhancing the state-of-the-art acoustics and o… Continue

Added by Pellau Admin on May 9, 2009 at 11:41am — No Comments

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English Announcement

Three Phases Of A Man's Life!

USED vs LOVED

WOMAN JUMPS OFF FERRY

Independence Day Address

College entrance exam - college football player edition

Caribbean Full Figured Fashion Network (Skinny Vs Curvy)

Yugo v. rolls royce

HALLO MY FRIENDS GO FOR MILLIONÄR

Law in Trinidad

GPS Trackers Are Like Seatbealts In Trinidad -LIFE SAVERS-

When your hut's on fire

Who Is Really Winning The War On Crime?

A LAST REQUEST

Computer business

R.I.P, missing woman

R.I.P, missing woman

The Lie Clock

Beyonce to Sasha Fierce: Symbolic Occult Rebirth (real or not?)

Port of Spain National Academy for the Performing Arts

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